Dogs in Taiwan hate life. Most of them aren't even real dogs. They go for walks in handbags instead of on leashes. A lot of them can't even wipe their own ass.
They really are more like accessories than pets. In fact, the word for "pet" in Chinese is 宠物, which literally means "pamper-object."
Here are some of the "objects" that get pampered:
"Please don't put this picture up on the internet..."
"I wonder what running through grass feels like..."
"I want to crawl in front of a bus."
2 comments:
don't let trapper see that - he will want a jacket too!
Trapper's a real dog - he wouldn't want to be seen one of those jackets. Although he does like being a pampered object.
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