Outside smoggy Taipei, there are some pretty pleasant parks...
Check out my pictures from Bihu Park and Dahu Park.
Sunday, January 31, 2010
A new man
Maybe not a new man, but certain adaptations need to be made. Here are...
5 things I do in Taiwan that I never do in New York:
5 things I do in Taiwan that I never do in New York:
- Sing- I now have 4 different classes that I teach every week and they use 4 different text books. However, every unit in all the books includes a song, and well, it's not going to teach itself.
- Dance- I'm often told by my superiors that the kids will only show me 30% of what I show them. So if I dance like a maniac, maybe they will dance normally. See previous post.
- Go clubbin'- As far as Friday and Saturday nights go, this is about the only thing for a foreigner to do in Taiwan. Rap, techno, and expensive cocktails are not my scene at all, but Taipei has loads of them and it's the best way to meet people that speak English.
- Carry an umbrella- I honestly can't picture anyone I know from home that carries an umbrella. Living in the rainy valley of She-jersey, I've come to realize that umbrellas are a practical accessory. I own two.
- Drive a scooter- I haven't actually bought one yet, but I will. They're cheap, small, efficient, and in Taiwan everybody has one so you don't risk the social embarrassment that would happen if you drove one in New York. I can probably tack "ride on the back of another grown man's scooter" on to this.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Morning Glory
"A case of the Mondays" can be defined as this: You wake up on a Monday feeling tired and cranky, and have to drag yourself to work or school, bitterly staring down another five days before the weekend, treating each task and each person as if they personally came and handed you another set of weekdays.
Unfortunately in my line of work, coming down with a case of the Mondays will not guarantee you very much job security. I wake up extra early so that by the time I get to school, I'm not resenting every moment that my eyes are not closed. Once I've arrived at school, I can get ready for this...
Each week we follow a (somewhat) structured rotation of the foreign teachers for who will lead the entire kindergarten in Morning Warm-Ups for the week. A sell-out crowd can be around 100 students, ranging from age 3 to age 7.
Assignment #1: Exercise (led by foreign teacher)
Duration: 5 minutes
Foreign teacher leads the kindergarten in a series of stretching, short cardio activites, and general mind and body stimulation to get blood flowing through the small bodies of the kids (and teachers). Can include Star Jumps (aka jumping jacks), running in place, touching of the toes, Iroquois Twists.
Assignment #2: Dance (led by Chinese teacher)
Duration: 5-10 minutes
Each week a Chinese teacher teaches a new song, complete with dance moves and phrases to act as cues to remember each dance move, i.e. "give me money," "so happy," "show me cute." Following the new song, we also dance one song from a previous week. Classes with the most power* are invited to the stage to dance with the Chinese teacher. Can include Barbie Girl, Sorry Sorry, and the Ninja Song.
Assignment #3(Mondays only): Life Lesson (led by Foreign teacher)
Duration: 5-10 minutes
The foreign teacher needs to organize a short role-play with a clear moral/rule the students can remember, relate to, and follow. To help with the role-play, the other foreign teachers can and will be asked to do improv acting. The moral should come in the form of a short, easy sentence that can be repeated over and over again. Can include "Be patient, please," "Happy Thanksgiving," "Throw the trash into the trash can," "Don't be lazy."
Assignment #4(Tues., Wed., Thurs.): Performance (foreign teacher's class)
Duration: 5-10 minutes
The foreign teacher who is leading exercise and Life Lesson also needs to show everyone what their class has been working on. In each class' syllabus, we have 5 role-plays which need to be taught and acted out. These are typically shown during morning warm-up weeks.
[If you haven't already clicked on all of the links I've included, they will take you to my school's YouTube account. Here you can find just about every significant thing that happens at my school, from Halloween, to Christmas, the Life Lesson from EVERY week, or even the Squirrels' International Day presentation and dance!]
*power: a combination of attentiveness, volume, and enthusiasm.
Unfortunately in my line of work, coming down with a case of the Mondays will not guarantee you very much job security. I wake up extra early so that by the time I get to school, I'm not resenting every moment that my eyes are not closed. Once I've arrived at school, I can get ready for this...
Each week we follow a (somewhat) structured rotation of the foreign teachers for who will lead the entire kindergarten in Morning Warm-Ups for the week. A sell-out crowd can be around 100 students, ranging from age 3 to age 7.
Assignment #1: Exercise (led by foreign teacher)
Duration: 5 minutes
Foreign teacher leads the kindergarten in a series of stretching, short cardio activites, and general mind and body stimulation to get blood flowing through the small bodies of the kids (and teachers). Can include Star Jumps (aka jumping jacks), running in place, touching of the toes, Iroquois Twists.
Assignment #2: Dance (led by Chinese teacher)
Duration: 5-10 minutes
Each week a Chinese teacher teaches a new song, complete with dance moves and phrases to act as cues to remember each dance move, i.e. "give me money," "so happy," "show me cute." Following the new song, we also dance one song from a previous week. Classes with the most power* are invited to the stage to dance with the Chinese teacher. Can include Barbie Girl, Sorry Sorry, and the Ninja Song.
Assignment #3(Mondays only): Life Lesson (led by Foreign teacher)
Duration: 5-10 minutes
The foreign teacher needs to organize a short role-play with a clear moral/rule the students can remember, relate to, and follow. To help with the role-play, the other foreign teachers can and will be asked to do improv acting. The moral should come in the form of a short, easy sentence that can be repeated over and over again. Can include "Be patient, please," "Happy Thanksgiving," "Throw the trash into the trash can," "Don't be lazy."
Assignment #4(Tues., Wed., Thurs.): Performance (foreign teacher's class)
Duration: 5-10 minutes
The foreign teacher who is leading exercise and Life Lesson also needs to show everyone what their class has been working on. In each class' syllabus, we have 5 role-plays which need to be taught and acted out. These are typically shown during morning warm-up weeks.
[If you haven't already clicked on all of the links I've included, they will take you to my school's YouTube account. Here you can find just about every significant thing that happens at my school, from Halloween, to Christmas, the Life Lesson from EVERY week, or even the Squirrels' International Day presentation and dance!]
*power: a combination of attentiveness, volume, and enthusiasm.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Where's the cream filling?
Sorry to spoil it, but this post is not about those funny Hostess commercials.
This past weekend, my school had it's annual staff dinner. Much like the lavish hospitality that we experienced in Hualien, we were offered an all-you-can-eat buffet of the finest dishes at the sparkling Splendor Restaurant in Taipei.
A few glasses of wine later, I found myself staring at $500 and a bowl of soup. Sitting proudly in the soup, nestled snug in the noodles, was a single chicken testicle. For those that have never seen one, let alone eaten one, it's actually quite impressive. Taking into consideration size relative to proportion, that cock had plenty of doodle-doo.
To make a long story short, I've never been one to let down a crowd of spectators, or to turn down doing something for money, so I spooned the nut from its burrow in the noodles and braced myself. I had to devise a quick strategy; it was definitely too big to safely swallow whole. I didn't want to end up in the hospital for choking on... well, never mind. Of course the last thing I wanted to do was bite it, but I made up my mind that one swift bite through the center would be the most efficient way to get it down.
Trying my best to think happy thoughts, I slid it into my mouth and followed the plan. Only, I didn't know exactly what to expect. My teeth severed the testicle in half, allowing for its grainy, mushy insides to fill my mouth. While the taste really wasn't so bad, the texture did nothing to stop me from gagging slightly before it disappeared in a quick gulp.
More wine and all-you-can-eat Haagen Dazs was enough to remove the oily aftertaste from my mouth, but nothing will ever change the fact that I ate a testicle.
This past weekend, my school had it's annual staff dinner. Much like the lavish hospitality that we experienced in Hualien, we were offered an all-you-can-eat buffet of the finest dishes at the sparkling Splendor Restaurant in Taipei.
A few glasses of wine later, I found myself staring at $500 and a bowl of soup. Sitting proudly in the soup, nestled snug in the noodles, was a single chicken testicle. For those that have never seen one, let alone eaten one, it's actually quite impressive. Taking into consideration size relative to proportion, that cock had plenty of doodle-doo.
To make a long story short, I've never been one to let down a crowd of spectators, or to turn down doing something for money, so I spooned the nut from its burrow in the noodles and braced myself. I had to devise a quick strategy; it was definitely too big to safely swallow whole. I didn't want to end up in the hospital for choking on... well, never mind. Of course the last thing I wanted to do was bite it, but I made up my mind that one swift bite through the center would be the most efficient way to get it down.
Trying my best to think happy thoughts, I slid it into my mouth and followed the plan. Only, I didn't know exactly what to expect. My teeth severed the testicle in half, allowing for its grainy, mushy insides to fill my mouth. While the taste really wasn't so bad, the texture did nothing to stop me from gagging slightly before it disappeared in a quick gulp.
More wine and all-you-can-eat Haagen Dazs was enough to remove the oily aftertaste from my mouth, but nothing will ever change the fact that I ate a testicle.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Bills
Me: Hey did you see that notice on our door?
Mike: Yeah, any idea what it's for?
Me: Nope, you?
Mike: No, but I guess we'll find out when they turn it off.
Oh yeah... remember that ice cream/squid combo?
Mike: Yeah, any idea what it's for?
Me: Nope, you?
Mike: No, but I guess we'll find out when they turn it off.
Oh yeah... remember that ice cream/squid combo?
Monday, January 4, 2010
Bittersweet
Lulu: Teacher John, my brother doesn't even know past tense yet.
Teacher John: Really??
Lulu: He asked me to help him with his homework.
Lulu is a 6-year-old Squirrel. Sweet.
Her brother, Yo-yo, is 10, and he's in the Friday evening class I recently took over. Bitter.
Teacher John: Really??
Lulu: He asked me to help him with his homework.
Lulu is a 6-year-old Squirrel. Sweet.
Her brother, Yo-yo, is 10, and he's in the Friday evening class I recently took over. Bitter.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
The highest I've ever been
As usual, I leave things to the last minute.
On January 2, it was brought to my attention that on January 4, 2010, there would be a new tallest building in the world. Since 2004, Taipei 101's grandiosity has been at the top of the list.*
Since last March, I've been living in the shadow of Taipei 101, eating Subway at its basement food court, buying books at its bookstore, and looking at it from my balcony everyday, but I've never gone the vertical distance and looked over Taipei City from its observatory 1,285 ft. above the ground. Going to the top is something that I deemed "I'll do before I leave," which meant I didn't have to do it until I had plans to leave.
But now, practically visible over the horizon from Taipei 101 itself, Burj Dubai has crept up and is poised to take Taiwan's claim to fame right out from under it. With less than 48 hours to take advantage of the fact that I live only a train ride from the tallest building in the world, I was overcome with a sense of urgency. Must...go...up....
Unfortunately, I was alone in my principles. After a few phone calls, I realized that everyone I know has either been up it already or just doesn't care as much as I do.** That didn't stop me though, because I don't see myself traveling to United Arab Emirates to see the tallest building in the world. My desire to go up 101 was purely for ceremony and not for the view (as proven by my pictures). So alone I went, and faster than I can count to 89 in Chinese, I was on the 89th floor.
I spent a surprisingly long time in 101, despite the Perma-fog that blankets Taiwan. And although I couldn't see very far, I did see the spot on the street that I watched the New Years fireworks from! I basked in the glory of the building and stared into the mist from the Outdoor Observatory on the 91st floor until I saw a patch of blue sky and what appeared to be the sun. Then, at nearly free-falling velocity, I took the elevator back down, bought a book, ate Subway, went home and stepped out onto my balcony to look at the lame-duck tallest building in the world, one last time.
It was a good run, Taipei 101.
*Please do not bother me with your BS definition of "tallest building." I don't make the rules, I just read them and follow them.
**I was pumped to go to 101, and every phone call I made was met with negativity. My favorite was people arguing that it's not even the tallest building. Obviously Burj Dubai is taller already (and has been for a few months), but it doesn't open for business until Jan. 4, and therefore does not claim "tallest building" status yet. And whatever needles, antennas, towers, etc. that might be closer to space than 101, I'm not really concerned with. What I will go by is whatever the Council on Tall Buildings and Urban Habitats has to say.
On January 2, it was brought to my attention that on January 4, 2010, there would be a new tallest building in the world. Since 2004, Taipei 101's grandiosity has been at the top of the list.*
Since last March, I've been living in the shadow of Taipei 101, eating Subway at its basement food court, buying books at its bookstore, and looking at it from my balcony everyday, but I've never gone the vertical distance and looked over Taipei City from its observatory 1,285 ft. above the ground. Going to the top is something that I deemed "I'll do before I leave," which meant I didn't have to do it until I had plans to leave.
But now, practically visible over the horizon from Taipei 101 itself, Burj Dubai has crept up and is poised to take Taiwan's claim to fame right out from under it. With less than 48 hours to take advantage of the fact that I live only a train ride from the tallest building in the world, I was overcome with a sense of urgency. Must...go...up....
Unfortunately, I was alone in my principles. After a few phone calls, I realized that everyone I know has either been up it already or just doesn't care as much as I do.** That didn't stop me though, because I don't see myself traveling to United Arab Emirates to see the tallest building in the world. My desire to go up 101 was purely for ceremony and not for the view (as proven by my pictures). So alone I went, and faster than I can count to 89 in Chinese, I was on the 89th floor.
I spent a surprisingly long time in 101, despite the Perma-fog that blankets Taiwan. And although I couldn't see very far, I did see the spot on the street that I watched the New Years fireworks from! I basked in the glory of the building and stared into the mist from the Outdoor Observatory on the 91st floor until I saw a patch of blue sky and what appeared to be the sun. Then, at nearly free-falling velocity, I took the elevator back down, bought a book, ate Subway, went home and stepped out onto my balcony to look at the lame-duck tallest building in the world, one last time.
It was a good run, Taipei 101.
*Please do not bother me with your BS definition of "tallest building." I don't make the rules, I just read them and follow them.
**I was pumped to go to 101, and every phone call I made was met with negativity. My favorite was people arguing that it's not even the tallest building. Obviously Burj Dubai is taller already (and has been for a few months), but it doesn't open for business until Jan. 4, and therefore does not claim "tallest building" status yet. And whatever needles, antennas, towers, etc. that might be closer to space than 101, I'm not really concerned with. What I will go by is whatever the Council on Tall Buildings and Urban Habitats has to say.
Saturday, January 2, 2010
Happy New Year!
I know you're all jealous that by the time the ball dropped in NYC, 2009 was already a distant memory for me.
Speaking of jealousy, I bet you were panicked wondering where Ja Rule was on New Years. Don't worry, he was in Taipei performing at a club. And while I'm sure the fireworks you saw weren't shooting off of the shortest building in the world, they most certainly weren't off the tallest. Finally, just to make sure you are green with envy, did you and 20 other people rent out a private karaoke room at 4:00 in the morning? I'll take that silence as a "no."
Anyway... Happy New Year's everybody!!
Resolutions:
- take more pictures
- do more things that I can take pictures of
- swim more
- learnmore Chinese
- call home more
Speaking of jealousy, I bet you were panicked wondering where Ja Rule was on New Years. Don't worry, he was in Taipei performing at a club. And while I'm sure the fireworks you saw weren't shooting off of the shortest building in the world, they most certainly weren't off the tallest. Finally, just to make sure you are green with envy, did you and 20 other people rent out a private karaoke room at 4:00 in the morning? I'll take that silence as a "no."
Anyway... Happy New Year's everybody!!
Resolutions:
- take more pictures
- do more things that I can take pictures of
- swim more
- learn
- call home more
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